Avengers Cologne at Action Figure XPress

Trust me, I can’t make stuff up that’s nearly this ridiculous. The Avengers hype is growing, and it’s obvious that it’s also spiraling out of control since you can now order Avenges Cologne from Action Figure XPress. $48 for four bottles with fragrance names like “Patriot, Mark VII, SMASH”,” and “Worthy.” Insane! But if you really want to be entertained click through and read the descriptions for each bottle. I’ve included one description below to give you an idea of what to expect.

Very unusual and rare materials have been brought together to create a woody aquatic cologne evoking both a serene sense of timeless freedom and a single-minded, unbridled passion for life. Yuzu, bergamot and tarragon create clean, clear top notes along with unexpected accords of water lily and nutmeg. SMASH! then carries an intense woody drydown enriched with Indian sandalwood, vetiver, musk and sharp cedar. Complimentary to a full range of emotions, it wears well no matter where—at work, the lab or an evening out on the town.
SMASH! Be Angry.

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