“Jet Strike” Transforming Robot T-Shirt at JC Penny’s

So as I’m walking through JC Penny’s I stumble across a display of t-shirts that includes this transforming robot design. Fantastic! I love the look — very eighties-styled design here — and this is even cooler than the Awesome Chocolate robot design (review here) . . . but there is one giant problem with this shirt:

It’s only for little kids.

Man, kids get all of the cool stuff these days.