“You’ll Never Free Cap’n Crunch!”

Hey, kids, wanna win “a share of” $1,000,000? Sure you do! All you need to do is grab this 1986 Cap’n Crunch advertisement, a time machine, and rush back to buy boxes of Cap’n Crunch cereal and submit your entry into the contest before February 14, 1987. That’s easy to do, right?

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