Affiliate Link – Six Million Dollar Man Running Black T-Shirt
With this Six Million Dollar Man Running Black T-Shirt* you can make everyone around you take a step back. After all, wearing this is sure to attract bionic enemies and adventure, right?
So you think you can run fast, huh? Well, do you run so fast that it looks like your entire body is elongated? Do you run so fast that your body makes a “nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh” sound? No!?? Then you can’t be that fast, now can you!? You’re at least not as fast as Steve Austin, The Six Million Dollar Man. Oh well, your insolence is forgiven, but only as long as you buy this Six Million Dollar Man Running Black T-Shirt! Wearing this shirt may make you run faster if you say “nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh” as you jog. Buy yours today!
Related articles
- Spotted Online – Six Million Dollar Man Magazine Covers at space1970 (battlegrip.com)
- Affiliate Link – Six Million Dollar Man Steve Austin & Bigfoot Figure 3-Pack (battlegrip.com)
- Kenner’s Six Million Dollar Man Mission Control Center Commercial (battlegrip.com)
