Autobot Sweetness Incoming!

So this last weekend I pointed you guys at Transformers gum. Well, in the interest of keeping dentists in the U.S. in business I now direct your attention to this Vintage G1 Transformer Mini Model Kit with Candy. $10 for another chance at spending hundreds of dollars at the dentist? What a bargain!

Click to visit Big Bad Toy Store.
Click to visit Big Bad Toy Store.

My favorite part of the product description has to be this line:

“The candy inside each box is very old, please do not eat.”

You hear that, kids? Don’t eat this stuff! The little toys look cool, though. I’m not sure how big these are, but I’m assuming 2 or 3-inches tall max. These would probably be fun to paint, but of course that would destroy their value. Hell, opening the boxes probably destroys their value. Not as much as eating the candy could destroy your day, but you knew that.

Available for pre-order at Big Bad Toy Store.