Bat Boy is Coming!
Bat Boy is up for pre-orders! I’m not sure why, but Go Hero has decided to produce this Weekly World News icon as an 8-inch action figure. An odd, odd choice for a toy, but if they can get this into the right stores I could see these selling out.
“From the Weekly World News comes the first ever Bat Boy figure! Discovered in cave by scientists, Bat Boy struggles to find his place in the world…more specifically a strong branch to hang from. He loves chocolate covered mosquitoes, long walks at night, and YOU! Give him a good home…but keep the pets away from him. Also, keep hands away from Bat Boy’s mouth – HE BITES! In fact…it may be best just to leave him in the package.”
Wow. This seems like something that Archie McPhee would sell. I miss Weekly World News.
Of course, by “An odd, odd choice for a toy” you meant “The best idea EVER.”
This is just plain awesome! It feels like Christmas knowing that batboy is going to have a figure.