Creepy, Creepy Faces on Barbies

Okay, this latest news from Entertainment Earth is exactly the sort of thing I typically just delete. This time, though, the faces on these James Bond Girls Barbies* were just too weird to leave alone. Man, if these dolls are supposed to helps girls when playing with toys then girls are in trouble; not only must you be deathly thin but you must also have an unreal face that would scare anyone at your high school prom. Boo, Bond!

“If you’re looking for a real “why haven’t they done that before?” item, the James Bond Girls Barbie Doll Assortment Case is a treasure. Featuring classic and new girls from the James Bond franchise, this case has 3 unique dolls with costumes modeled after the films. Also, it’s the only item you can buy that gets you Pussy Galore and a doll with a top-notch Halle Berry likeness. Be sure to order yours now!”

Top-notch? Scares the hell out of me. If Halle Berry really looks like that in person then she had better be careful because someone is gonna think she’s a vampire and stake her.

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