“Do You Dare Recreate All The Adventure?”

So. The summer 1983 issue of Muppet Magazine lands in my hands and I’m pretty excited to flip through the issue and see what was offered to kids over three decades ago. The cover is a Star Wars parody, and I knew the issue included some fun jabs at Star Wars (which isn’t shocking considering Return of the Jedi was new when this magazine was released), but I didn’t expect to find a Kenner advertisement for Star Wars action figures. But there it is, on the inside cover, and it is as spectacular as we could have hoped for. Who wants to rush out and buy some toys?