For the Times You’ve Thought You Needed a 3-ft. tall Ultra Magnus Speaker

I know not a day goes by when Transformers fans the world over wish they owned a 3-ft. tall Ultra Magnus speaker complete with USB connection so that they can rock out with . . .

Wait a minute. What the hell?

Yeah, collecting toys gets weirder again with this new G1 Ultra Magnus 1 Meter Speaker Tower with USB Head available right now from Big Bad Toy Store. For over $400.

It’s gotta be pretty expensive to run a toy store when you have to stock giant, expensive items like this. And how do you determine how many copies to order? 1 for the hardcore fan or 10 “just in case?” I know zip about selling stuff, but I do know that this can’t be an easy item to carry.

I wonder if there’s a full-size R2-D2 speaker out there somewhere . . .