Frightening Kinder Surprise Commercial
You’ve probably seen Kinder Eggs (Wikipedia) before, but if you haven’t the shortest description has to be: Chocolate eggs with plastic eggs trapped inside. Pop open the plastic egg to reveal a toy. Done. That’s it.
At least, I thought that was it. And then I saw this scary as hell Kinder Surprise commercial that’s going to give me nightmares until the day I die. And if I have to be stuck with nightmares then you have to get stuck with nightmares as well.
Do not watch this commercial. Trust me, it’s one of the creepiest things known to man.
We used to call my cousin ”Chockadoobie” because he looked like the Humpty-Dumpty(?) from this ad.
Oh and once I got a metal Roman Centurion figure in my Kinder Egg.