Motorized Pizza Thrower Attack!

Those wacky Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has some weird toys, as this commercial clearly proves to anyone who thinks I’m lying. I love how the action jumps between the live-action toys and animated segments, even if the end result is a commercial that makes me think someone had a little too much fun designing this toy. I mean, just imagine the discussions that went on as the designers outlined their plan for a pizza-throwing contraption and you’re sure to see how this could be more fun than anyone should ever have at work.