Review – Angry Birds Paradise Soft Drink

While at the licensing show in Vegas a few weeks ago I was handed a promotional bag of Angry Birds goodies, and deep inside the bag I found this can of “Angry Birds Paradise Soft Drink.” Not since the “Brawndo” energy drink I encountered at PAX a few years ago have I found such a nasty, vile promotional drink. Seriously, this “soft drink” was quite disgusting.

Like a cross between citrus and three week old vomit, the “Angry Birds Paradise Soft Drink” was so very bad that after two swallows I tossed everything that remained. It was a funny idea for a promotional item, but all this drink did was make me try to erase the taste from my mouth . . . I think it was the worst taste I experienced in all of my travels last month.

Not recommended. Ever. Run!