Saturday Morning Cereal Time with Nerds!
Nerdgate! Is that something like Watergate? No matter, because for two proofs of purchase and fifty cents you can get your own Nerds Cereal bowl. You certainly don’t have any use for this bowl, and the plastic is likely toxic or something, but you can get one and be . . . hmmmmmmm. A nerd?
Need more Nerds action? Scratch your head in amazement at how much time and energy someone put into writing about this cereal over at X-Entertainment. Wow, hundreds of words all about a cereal that time should really hide under the rug.