The Fridge Wants You to Call a 900 Number

Jerk. Doesn’t he know that your parents are gonna get pissed off when you dial the number on the certificate and add another fifty cents to the phone bill? Let’s see, four certificates, fifty cents for the call, and a buck handling fee and for all of that you could have snagged yourself a G.I. Joe action figure with a football weapon. Yes, a football weapon. Don’t believe me? Well, watch this old commercial and shake in terror.