Your Parents Are Gonna Need a Bigger Truck

This classic G.I. Joe toy commercial makes me think that I never saw one of these toys for sale in stores. I saw tiny versions, but not once did I encounter one at life-size. I’m sure I would have killed for a life-size Cobra Bunker back in 1985. Hell, I’d love one today; it could be my playhouse. Or a site to plan global domination.